Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars

Got my reusable bag, that's swag
My flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck

All aboard - the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool

Know that being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet,
Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Ring, ring, God damn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks. That's sweet

I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs. What
Because my sausage is bigger
Three, two, one - all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's

Oh, when you eat your veggies
Baby, think of me
Little kitty, don't you know that
Being green is cool

Know that being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you

Know that being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy ass

Know that being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot
It's hot
Being green is cool
It's cool
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you


Opdateret d. 23.3.2022